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Randall Thor

Randall Thor

It is my fate and my destiny to journey deep into the darkness and cast light upon the shadows. I travel tirelessly to bring the glory of true heavy metal to the most false of lands, so that they too may know true power. I use twitter to update my warriors on my quest for true metal https://twitter.com/TheRandallThor

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    Jan

    Sunday Sesh: The Instant-Click Album

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    By Randall Thor
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    Every day here, multiple authors write about music that’s been grundling their aural hoohas. Many of you look at the ...
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  • 13
    Oct

    Flush It Friday: Frost and Fire Hangover Edition

    Metal
    By Randall Thor
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    Hail, warriors!
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  • 8
    Jun

    Premiere: Lör – “Eidolon”

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    By Randall Thor
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    Are you a fan of progressive power / folk/ true / black / melodic death / like every genre ever ...
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  • 10
    May

    Premiere: Death of Kings – “Sojourn”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Randall Thor
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    If I told you Death of Kings was a REALLY good speed/thrash band, you wouldn’t believe me after listening to “Sojourn” from ...
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  • 3
    May

    Quiz: IS THIS AN AGING PROG ROCKER OR A EUROPEAN DICTATOR?

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    By Randall Thor
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    Here at the Toilet Ov Hell, we pride ourselves on educating our readers on the most pertinent subjects utilizing the cutting edge ...
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  • 28
    Apr

    Review – Starbucks – Unicorn Frappucino

    Lolbuttz
    By Randall Thor
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    77
    I had a dream that a day would come when heaven and hell would be united as one for all ...
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  • 16
    Aug

    Angel Sword: Rebels Beyond the Pale Review

    Metal, Reviews
    By Randall Thor
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    There’s something to be said for bands who completely eschew the new and worship the gods of old. I’m not ...
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  • 12
    Aug

    Flush it Friday: The Randall is definitely not a poser Edition

    Open Swim
    By Randall Thor
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    220
    Flush it Friday, the holiest of toilet traditions.
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  • 2
    Aug

    Missed Connections: The Metal Edition

    Lolbuttz
    By Randall Thor
    3149
    79
    Ever met someone special, but failed to get their name or contact information? We all have at some point, and what ...
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  • 15
    Apr

    Flush it Friday: ANYONE WHO LEVELS DEX IS A WIMP edition

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    By Randall Thor
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    398
    HAIL, WARRIORS!
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