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Wake Up & Vomit with Iron Reagan’s “Eyeball Gore”
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Extra Cheese: My Love Affair with Concept Albums
Maybe it’s metal’s deep-rooted affinity for theatricality that makes it such fertile soil for concept albums. It feels like every ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What’s heavy?
Thank you, little worker bees, for your industrious and insightful answers to my question last week. Your responses were quite ... -
FUCK YEAH: A Playlist by Xan
I can’t imagine any fan of metal who hasn’t shuffled through their library to find that a song suddenly comes on that causes ... -
Free Metal Detector: GLOAM
Days ago I received a coupon in the mail offering me a “free” drink with the purchase of a load of ... -
Under the Radar: Bands to Watch
I am the mighty Jack Bauer and I have access government assets that allow me to catch terrorists trying to ... -
A Steel Leave of Absence
Sharing the toilet with you for the past two weeks has been a real pleasure, but it’s time for Masterlord ... -
Free Metal Detector: Radiation Blackbody
Not free metal detector … Free metal detector. Every so often I stumble across something I like listening to. And sometimes that something ... -
Who Invited Buzzkillington?
Hey there, truest of the trve and cultest of the kvlt metalhead. You, yes you. With the bullet-belt, corpse-paint, and ... -
I Sense Darkness in Your Future, Pt. I: Death Fortress
Here at the Toilet ov Hell, we are hard at work to make sure you’re spending your time on something ...