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Review: Prehistoria – Cryptic Halo
Classic metal with a modern touch and a generous dose of cheese. -
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Premiere: Relics of Humanity – “Taking The Shape Of Infinity”
An unending force of annihilation with its target set on hope, faith, and light (as if any of that shit ... -
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Premiere: The Spiral Continuum – “Blood Oiled Machinery”
There’s a time and a place for subtlety, and this isn’t it. -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/7/25)
A new year begins; like some great fecal phoenix, the Bowl’s infernal plumbing rises from the ashes of 2K24. This ... -
DEI Metal: Sorry, Not Sorry, Cis Straight White Guys (PART III)
In which I listen to new songs by bands that are not entirely made up of cis straight white guys ... -
I Got One More In Me
Season’s greetings, Toileteers. With list season over, along with the staggering amount of coal in your stocking, I am here ...
