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Did You Miss These Death Doom Releases?
Death metal can colloquially be divided into 3 types: fast, mid-paced, and slow. As I was discovering more and more ... -
Mid-Year Round Up: 10 Notable South American Metal Albums
Hello everyone, Professor Guanaco here! We are halfway through 2024, and like usual, I find myself overwhelmed with the ever-growing ... -
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TMP: Atvm, Tribulation, Spectral Wound, and More!
Well, I did it. Booked a trip to Paris to see Alcest and Svalbard in December. That is so many ... -
Did You Diss(o) Me?
Apologies for the tardiness of this next write up, but blame me not. Blame these following bands for dropping new ... -
Review: Orange Goblin – Science, Not Fiction
Orange Goblin are a band that is consistently overlooked within metal discussions. Despite a handful of generally esteemed albums and ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/25/24)
O Pandemonious Privy, O Coprolite Condenser, may Thy plumbing remain unclogged in perpetuum. This time we’ve got caveman shid, edgy ... -
Review: Thou – Umbilical
The development of Thou‘s sound has been curious to track for the past decade. 10 years on from Heathen, Umbilical ... -
TMP: Summoning the Lich, Wormwitch, Ceremony of Silence, and More!
It’s Monday morning, time for your weekly dose.









