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Let’s go to the Renaissance Faire!
Good morning upon ye, my metal brothers and sisters! Hath the swaddling darkness of the preceding night rested thy spirit? Let ... -
A Taxonomy of Music Snobs
Music snobs. We all know ’em; we all hate ’em. There are few things more annoying than talking about a ... -
Pokécovers: Classic Album Art with Pokémon!
I am a 90s kid. The Pokémon games and – to a lesser extent – the Pokémon television series were ... -
Sad Satan: Terror from the Deep Web
Many of us are drawn to metal in pursuit of something elusive, something evocative and fleeting and frightening, lingering ever ... -
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More Adventures in Crowdfunding
I dredge the sewery depths of the internet’s biggest panhandling platform so you don’t have to. -
The Definitive List of Heavy Metal Subgenres
Rho Stone settles your pathetic subgenre argument forever. -
Help Me, I Am in Hell: The Story of the Nine Inch Nails Broken Movie
In 1988, a young musician and janitor in the employ of TVT Records wrote and recorded a stable of songs ... -
Review: Forgotten Winter – Vinda
For all you dungeon crawlers, accept this quest and walk with us through this desolation.









