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Track Premiere: Hannes Grossmann – “Engraved In Their Shrouds”
Ed. note: this album has one of the shittiest uses of AI-generated art that I’ve seen on a cover yet. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/23/24)
O lustrous loo, o shining shidder ov Styx, gather within your yawning maw the offal ov a species most awful. ... -
TMP: Apogean, Slimelord, Hideous Divinity, and More!
Excited that I can go back to not caring about who wins NFL games now that the Packers lost. Anyway, ... -
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Track Premiere: Wounds – “Birth of a New Light”
Astronomers the world over were puzzled by the sudden appearance of a fourth star in Orion’s Belt. As their instruments ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/16/24)
O regal receptacle, o bone-white throne, rid mine abode of the funk of filth. This week we’ve got undead Mustela metal, ... -
TMP: Theophonos, Spectral Voice, Eternal Storm, and More!
After many slow weeks, we’ve finally got a huge list of tracks for you. -
Premiere: Cognizance – “A Brain Dead Memoir”
Imagine there’s a clever quip here tying together “cognizance” and “braindead.” -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/9/24)
Now that everyone has heard each metal album released in ’23, we’re right back to swabbing the M-A septic tank ...