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New Music Roundup: Scorched, Midnight Odyssey, Shape of Despair, The Dead Goats, & More!
The gods of metal send their gifts hidden deep within entire heaps of horrible, horrible shit. It’s up to us ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XII
Metal bloggers wondered what would happen if they took a review and made it smaller. We were completely floored by what happened ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (5/5/15)
This can’t be happening, you think to yourself as you’re dragged into the meeting room. After six hours of non-stop ... -
New Music Roundup: Shrapnel Storm, The Crinn, Shape of Despair, Medeia, Domovoyd and Aethyr
New hams for yous to jam. -
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Continue to Reduce Honkies
The world was bestowed a gift this past Friday that seems to have largely flown under the radar. -
New Music Roundup: Refused, Cloud Rat, Paradise Lost, Sigh, Vallenfyre, Leprous, Chelsea Wolfe and Arcturus
A lot of new music this week -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/28/15)
Greetings and welcome to another round of new releases! I’ve decided to spare you tales of gory shits today, so ... -
New Music Roundup: Abyssal, Rhapsody, Serpent Noir, Metsatöll & More!
Wherein the supple cheeks of new music grace the toilet’s eager seat. -
Review: Kommandant – The Architects of Extermination
Those expecting a straightforward, easy-to-classify black/death metal album, turn back now. -
Exclusive Stream: Chaotorynth’s Axiomatic Limitation
I first wrote about Ireland’s Chaotorynth shortly after the release of the project’s debut, Eidola Hunter. Now, just a year ...









