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New Music Roundup: Imperial Triumphant, Defeated Sanity, Yellow Eyes, Sannhet
This New Music Roundup has a theme: music I was late to the party on. If you’re reading this website ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/24/15)
It’s your second day in Japan. You and a close friend had been saving for months for this trip and ... -
Mini-Reviews from around the Toilet Bowl, Pt. Deux
You folks sure seemed to love this the last time we did it, so here we are again. Today we’ve ... -
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Relapse Records Celebrates 25th Anniversary with Monumental Compilation
At times, some metal record labels make baffling decisions and eschew their rich history and impressive back-catalogue in favor of promoting ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/17/15)
You come in from the brutal cold chilled to the bone. The lacerating winds have savaged your face and hands, ... -
New Music Roundup: Lychgate, Der Weg Einer Freiheit, Keep of Kalessin, Enslaved & More
I’m not blind to the Toilet’s drawing power. You come here for the dick and butt jokes, but you stay for ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
Phallus-themed novelty band of the day: Satanic Necroboner
Satanic Necroboner‘s debut creation Kvlt I: The Genital Injury EP revolves around a triptych of compositions titled “Penile Fracture”, “Penile ... -
Tool, Mastodon and OFF! members found to be Seagulls all along
As the Lord of the Seas, King of Euphrates, Ruler of everything immersed in H2O – yes, including that ex-girlfriend ...








