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News Roundup: MESHUGGAH, PARADISE LOST, DARK ANGEL, NILE, DEAFHEAVEN, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN and more!
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News Roundup: Game Of Thrones, CHON, SKINLESS, Misery Index, Agalloch, Kendrick Lamar, Death Grips and ...
Physicists say that sound travels faster in water than it does in air. Apparently, the corner of the Atlantic I’m ... -
News Roundup: New Cattle Decap! BTBAM Tour! Harms Way Robbed!
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Attention Skronk Fans in Skronkcago, Illinois and New Skronk City!
We ov the Toilet Ov Hell are excited to bring you a few live show and tour announcements. Get out ... -
Album Announcement / Trailer: Prurient’s Frozen Niagara Falls
Profound Lore Records has set a date for American noise artist Prurient’s debut for the label. News of Prurient’s signing ... -
Relapse Records Celebrates 25th Anniversary with Monumental Compilation
At times, some metal record labels make baffling decisions and eschew their rich history and impressive back-catalogue in favor of promoting ... -
New Music Roundup: Lychgate, Der Weg Einer Freiheit, Keep of Kalessin, Enslaved & More
I’m not blind to the Toilet’s drawing power. You come here for the dick and butt jokes, but you stay for ... -
Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes. -
Tool, Mastodon and OFF! members found to be Seagulls all along
As the Lord of the Seas, King of Euphrates, Ruler of everything immersed in H2O – yes, including that ex-girlfriend ... -
Want to be the new drummer for Behold… The Arctopus?
You. YEAH YOU. The dingus playing 7/5 drums at 4 AM. Want to play drums with Colin Marston? Get in ...








