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This Toilet Tuesday (10/17/17)
Oh shit, it’s Toilet Tuesday again. I’ll spare you a grisly intro this week because I’m tired as hell and ... -
TMP: Omnium Gatherum, The Sword, Limbs, and More!
Today’s headline bands kinda have a theme going, don’t they? -
Sunday Sesh: Bandcamp Classics
If you’re anything like me, Bandcamp has rapidly subsumed the portion(s) of your brain dedicated to musical acquisition. Any vestigial ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/10/17)
It has been over a week since your last bowel movement. Your existence is suffering; standing hurts, moving hurts, your ... -
TMP: Morbid Angel, Krallice, Entheos, and more!
I have sentences for your news holes. Catch up on the metal happenings this morning. -
Sunday Sesh: X in the Style of Y
Last Friday, I published an interview with Morten Müller wherein we discussed his intriguing Metallica covers. Wielding an 8-string guitar and a ... -
Flush It Friday: Pumpkin Spice Edition
Welcome to the Pumpkin-Spiciest Flush It Friday of 2017! It’s been a pretty eventful couple o’ weeks for your old ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/3/17)
The spoopiest month of the year is upon us, and you know what that means; fat, bloated Toilet Tuesdays that ... -
TMP: Obscura, Converge, Blut Aus Nord, and More!
Why can I never start the right running backs? This question, and others, not answered in this week’s Monday Press. -
Sunday Sesharoo: The Three-Album Hat Trick
The number of bands who have released three stellar albums in a row is somewhere between 0 (zero) and <∞ ...
