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Flush It Friday: Goodbye Beer… Welcome Back Beer!?
Friday is finally here. You maybe got paid, you might have a Tinder date with somebody new… or you might ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/23/16)
Welcome, friends, to another Toilet Tuesday! This week’s massive list came out of nowhere, like that time you were chilling ... -
Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation
A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill. -
Month Without Metal, Week 3: The Final Countdown
In all of my wisdom I have elected to give up metal for the month of February. What follows below ... -
Sunday Sesh: Charity
We often like to think of metal as more than just a style of music. The words brotherhood and community ... -
Flush it Friday: “Ode To Small Lumps Of Green Putty I Found On My Hands ...
Another week passes, another scribe scours his life to air his grievances. Will it never end? -
Month Without Metal Week 2: Riffdrawals
In all of my wisdom I have elected to give up metal for the month of February. What follows below ... -
Your Valentine’s Day Playlist: Songs ’bout Goin’ Down
Because most of you wouldn’t know romance if it hit you in the ass with a shovel, Dubya suggested a playlist ... -
RiffBeef ov the WeekThis week, the Masterlord went on a magical quest to the land of Arizogogalelona to retrieve a magical pearl said ... -
Flush It Friday: Getting Elderly
Another menacing week has come to its rightful conclusion, and this Toilet Ov Hell scribe will be ending it in ...
