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TMP: Tribulation, Gatecreeper, He Whose Ox is Gored, and More!
The Monday Press newsroom is ready for the Olympic weeks. While we don’t have anything particularly sassy or cynical to ... -
Flush it Friday: WHAT THE FUCK MORE CATS?!
Two weeks ago I had zeros of cats. Today I have threes of cats. How the hell did that happen? -
Discover the Secret of Steel with this Manowar Lyric Generator
HAIL AND KILL! TRUE METAL WARRIORS! INTO GLORY WE SHALL PREVAIL! WITH TRUE METAL LYRICS! -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/2/16)
Welcome to another round of This Toilet Tuesday! The summer rolls on and the music continues to flow; you need ... -
TMP: Inter Arma, Trap Them, Khemmis, and More!
I just provide the news, what you do with it is your business. -
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Flush it Friday: Coming Home
Welcome to Friday, in which I finally have something to talk about. Unbeknownst to most of the Toilet, I have ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/26/16)
You wake up in a cold sweat, a barely stifled scream at your lips. You feel manically in the bed ... -
Sunday Sesh: Album Art of the Year
Lists, the time-honored blessing and curse of the music fan. Every single year, genre enthusiasts fret and fritter to compile, ... -
Flush it Friday: Wild animals invade my home
Welcome back to Friday afternoon. Let’s ride it out to the weekend.
