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HOT TAKE: Solo Ozzy > Black Sabbath
Henry Rollins once said, “You can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums.” He also once said ... -
HOT TAKE: Black Album Haters Are “Nice Guys.”
We get it. Back in middle school, she was always around. She was always kind of pretty, but what you ... -
The Bowlympics– Day 5: Hockey
Welcome back to the lavatory arena for Day 5 of the inaugural Bowlympics. Who will take home the gold today? ... -
Point and Laugh at this Terrible Ray-Ban Ad Campaign
Deafheaven and Ray-Ban collaborate to donate cringe across the planet. -
The Art Of Cha-Ching
Last night, Pantera announced that they would be releasing the “First-ever authorised visual history of Pantera!” on the 13th of ... -
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An Investigative Look Inside Metal’s Most Dangerous Genre
A sinister trend has emerged in metal. You might be already be familiar with it but are unaware of its insidious ... -
Perdition is Personal: Haunter’s Thrinodía Reviewed
A subterranean brook burbles queerly in the half-light. You allow the sound to lure you away from the mouth of ... -
On The Road With Dischordia: Part 2
Last time we gathered ‘round the campfire, I told you tales that took us from our home state of Oklahoma ... -
On Threats, Censorship, and Destroyer 666
If you keep an eye on the comings and goings in the metal underground, you’re no doubt aware of the ...









