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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XV
I get it. You have a teeny-tiny brain and it just can’t process a whole lot of information at the same ... -
Into The Abyss: No Games, Just The Dopest of Thrones
I’m sick and tired of all your games. -
All Roads Lead North
Last year, many metal critics hailed 2014 as the year of “hideous sludge”. Hard-hitting Toilet reporter Ed even dedicated a ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XIV
I’m not gonna sit here and tell you that big things come in small packages. That’s a physical impossibility, and ... -
Leprous Review: Join The Congregation
In this, the year of our Lord 2015, what does the term “progressive metal” mean to you? Do you think ... -
Pure Fucking Armageddon
It’s time to deliver the Satan, the evil, the hate, the goddamn METAL in this toilet. I’ve been away for a long ... -
A brief Neofolk guide, part I: Ulver’s Kveldssanger
With each step of your naked feet, the cold and humid soil beneath your finger holds you gently. All your ... -
Case Listings: 15-9305 – Chaos Echœs
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Gig Review: Psycroptic, Goatwhore, Disentomb, Ouroboros & Daemon Pyre.
Back in late March, a couple of mates and I journeyed into the big smoke, a.k.a Sydney, for an evening of ... -
Best New Band Of The Month: Okazaki Fragments
It is I, Jack Bauer. I bring tidings of great skronk.
