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I Am Slam: An Evening with PARTY CANNON, PARASITIC EJACULATION, and EPICARDIECTOMY
Your intrepid Editor-in-chief left the safe confines of his mother’s basement beautiful and elegant home to attend a slam free-for-all. -
Reviewed: Iskra – Ruins
Iskra will leave you in ruins. There is no subtler way to put it. Turn and run, for if you ... -
Review: Hilary Duff – Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Toilet ov Metal, you say? Well today I present to you the following: Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and for fun’s sake ... -
Record Swap: Masterlord vs. Lacertilian
Greetings and welcome back to Record Swap. In today’s match-up, I paired the Toilet’s grumpy uncle in residence Masterlord with the ... -
Jurassic World: A Film Review by a Blind Dinosaur
On June 11, 1993 the world received a gift in the form of a movie called Jurassic Park, directed by Steven ... -
Review: Organ Dealer – Visceral Infection
Good news everybody, New Jersey was just voted the least liked state in America by the other fifty states. That ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-15-15
The cycle is complete. The cycle begins again. The serpent swallows its tail. The waters of the great toilet whirl endlessly. Mini-Reviews conclude. ... -
A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. I
Greetings, toileteers. I last spake to thee before the real start of my adventures. Now, the sun rises over Northeastern ... -
Record Swap: W. vs. Dagon
One of the most wonderful things about this blog is the huge amount of diversity among the writers. Although there ... -
Gimme Something to Watch: Turbulence 3 Heavy Metal
This isn’t the third documentary in a series about turbulence affecting heavy, metal-clad aircraft, although you’ll wish it was.
