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This Toilet Tuesday (8/15/23)
O fecal fomenter, o intestinal inciter, thy shining rim dost call to mine own. This week we’ve got a dearth ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/8/23)
O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/23)
O consumer of odorous offerings, today we bestow upon ye but a scant scattering of scat. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/25/23)
O achromatic throne, thee of pallid lid, bestow upon us thy weekly seepage. Our ears are far too clean; they ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/11/23)
O illustrious water closet, hold us fast in thy lidded embrace, that we may release the toxins of the day. ... -
This Toilet Tuwednesday (7/5/23)
As ye hover above thy bowl, An ancient quandary besets thy hole. Dost thou wipe whilst sitting down, Or dost ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/27/23)
Sometimes it sneaks up on you—a wrenching moment of panic as your top priority drops to #2 on the list. ... -
This Toilet TuWednesday (6/21/23)
The sight of the argent gutbucket promises relief—finally, the possibility of purging, the end of stilted walking and clenched muscle. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/13/23)
The blanchéd bench doth call to us all. This week we’ve got top-hat prog, dummy death/doom, and a band giving ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/6/23)
O highest ashen throne, receive our offerings on this blessèd day. This week, the ever-promiscuous metal of death stuck its ...
