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Tuesday Night Open Swim – Guitarmony Edition
I’m a simple man. I like my beer domestic, my house pets domestic, and my guitarmonies WILD. Every song by every band, ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Pain of Salvation
The Porcelain Throne is a column that discusses the bands you put on a pedestal, specifically, a water-filled ceramic-based pedestal. ... -
Swellin’ to the JIMMIEZ…
Hey everybody, Detective McNulty here! I’ve recently recovered from the great Akerstache catastrophe from a few months ago, and Joe ... -
The Road to the Pooper Bowl – Week 4: Slammin’ Highlights
Good afternoon sports fans. I could easily go into another screed about power, wealth, and institutional corruption but I don’t ... -
Unisonic – “Light of Dawn” Review
The History: The roots of Unisonic go back to 1987 or so; a time when Helloween was a relatively new yet mighty force ... -
Power Metal 101: Meet Helloween
Class is back in session! Some geek once told me through the impressive gap in his teeth that his “pen ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the next ideological frontier?
As citizens of the United States of the Toilet, you are all likely aware that leading this free bowl requires ... -
Don’t Miss This! Vol. 2
Before returning to the crypt, our undead friend Stockhausen clasped my shoulder, sat me down, and said, “W., it’s your ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp VI (The Goregrind Edition)
Hello campers, it’s time once again for you to sit through another awful day at bandcamp with your miserable counselor, ... -
Sound Off: What piece of gear deserves a flush?
The musical instrument & supplies store business is a $6 billion industry. Skim through any Musician’s Friend or Sweetwater catalog and ...
