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Don’t Miss This! Vol. 4
Welcome my lovely and delicious delightful denizens of the mighty Toilet ov Hell. I, Xan, bring to you the next ... -
The Road to the Pooper Bowl – Week 5: Live Bloggin’
Good morning sports fans. Are you looking for Whiff of the Week? It’s taking the week off. Sorry homey. Instead, let’s live ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: Can these blackened hearts break free?
It’s a little after 8:00 pm here in Middle America. I’m sitting in a hotel room after an entire day ... -
Tuesday Night Open Swim – Guitarmony Edition
I’m a simple man. I like my beer domestic, my house pets domestic, and my guitarmonies WILD. Every song by every band, ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Pain of Salvation
The Porcelain Throne is a column that discusses the bands you put on a pedestal, specifically, a water-filled ceramic-based pedestal. ... -
Swellin’ to the JIMMIEZ…
Hey everybody, Detective McNulty here! I’ve recently recovered from the great Akerstache catastrophe from a few months ago, and Joe ... -
The Road to the Pooper Bowl – Week 4: Slammin’ Highlights
Good afternoon sports fans. I could easily go into another screed about power, wealth, and institutional corruption but I don’t ... -
Unisonic – “Light of Dawn” Review
The History: The roots of Unisonic go back to 1987 or so; a time when Helloween was a relatively new yet mighty force ... -
Power Metal 101: Meet Helloween
Class is back in session! Some geek once told me through the impressive gap in his teeth that his “pen ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What is the next ideological frontier?
As citizens of the United States of the Toilet, you are all likely aware that leading this free bowl requires ...
