Celebrate Toilet ov Hell’s 4th Birthday with a New T-Shirt
Celebrate four years of Toilet.
I spent several days fucking around with arcane computer magic before finally creating this… thing. And suddenly, it sprang to life. On July 14th, 2014 I published the maiden post of a fresh young site. Fitting enough, the post consisted of nothing more than a broken image with no text. The next day I quickly hammered out a post about the music in Tony Hawk Pro Skater games and a real blog was born. 4,500 posts later and here we are.
At four years old, the Toilet ov Hell has grown and thrives, a shit-flinging gorilla amidst a sea of genteel spectator monkeys. In the time since TovH launched you could have started and finished high school or your bachelor’s degree. Or conceived then reared a 3 1/4 year old child. What I’m trying to say here is that four years is not an insignificant amount of time. Let’s take a moment to celebrate the rivalries we’ve started, the dynamite content we’ve created, and all the friends we’ve made along the way.
Truly the best part of Toilet ov Hell is the community of total weirdos. Between the Disqus regulars, the Toilet ov Hell Social Club, and the old school Reason, Honor, and Respect Crew, you’re all completely insane. To help you better spot each other in the wild I’ve created this limited edition t-shirt for our fourth birthday. Now is your chance to wrap yourself in the visage of the biggest snitch in sitcom history, scourge of Toilet boys everywhere, the dreaded Tim Allen. Buy it right here and then sing us a spirited birthday tune in the comments.