Let Donald Trump Title Your Next Metal Album


Want to avoid ending up with a generic album title? Try referencing the work of a modern Wordsworth.

As childish, rapey, incompetent, racist, pudding-brained, and lard-powered as Trump is, he comes up with some bomb-ass phases that go unappreciated. After a quick skim of his Twitter feed and a trip to my psychiatrist, I found some sick album titles that should be used immediately. Here are a few ideas for existing albums that should have used this method: 


To save you from skimming through a cesspool of false information, here are a few for you to play with:

Crushing Taxes, Crippling Regs

The Hemorrhaging League

Dangerous Lottery

Depleted and Food Starved (Regime)

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