Let Donald Trump Title Your Next Metal Album
Want to avoid ending up with a generic album title? Try referencing the work of a modern Wordsworth.
As childish, rapey, incompetent, racist, pudding-brained, and lard-powered as Trump is, he comes up with some bomb-ass phases that go unappreciated. After a quick skim of his Twitter feed and a trip to my psychiatrist, I found some sick album titles that should be used immediately. Here are a few ideas for existing albums that should have used this method:
Fake News CNN made a vicious and purposeful mistake yesterday. They were caught red handed, just like lonely Brian Ross at ABC News (who should be immediately fired for his “mistake”). Watch to see if @CNN fires those responsible, or was it just gross incompetence?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2017
….countries which are doing badly. I want a merit based system of immigration and people who will help take our country to the next level. I want safety and security for our people. I want to stop the massive inflow of drugs. I want to fund our military, not do a Dem defund….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the Obama Administration having sold perhaps the best located and finest embassy in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 12, 2018
Such a total miscarriage of Justice in San Francisco! https://t.co/MSIkBCKF3t
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2017
At least 24 players kneeling this weekend at NFL stadiums that are now having a very hard time filling up. The American public is fed up with the disrespect the NFL is paying to our Country, our Flag and our National Anthem. Weak and out of control!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 28, 2017
Does the Fake News Media remember when Crooked Hillary Clinton, as Secretary of State, was begging Russia to be our friend with the misspelled reset button? Obama tried also, but he had zero chemistry with Putin.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017
To save you from skimming through a cesspool of false information, here are a few for you to play with:
Crushing Taxes, Crippling Regs
Depleted and Food Starved (Regime)
