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A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. 0
11:30 PM. Bags packed. Tent set. Clothes ready. Waiting for my tutor to confirm version 1,000,000 of my final undergrad ... -
Cooking for Metalheads, Vol. 3: Venezuelan Melodic Merol Chicken ov Intestinal Destruction
Merol. (Spanglish for Metal). 1. m. Pronoun. Everything and nothing. Light and the Void. Music and Noise. -
Consistency in Music: The LONG Hiatus
Detective McNulty is back with some thoughts on the comeback album. This time around let’s dissect four major-league players in ... -
Record Store Day 2015: Every Punk & Metal Release Ranked
The time is nigh for celebration, fellow odious record-collecting nerds! Record Store Day is this Saturday! Here is the definitive ... -
Attention Skronk Fans in Skronkcago, Illinois and New Skronk City!
We ov the Toilet Ov Hell are excited to bring you a few live show and tour announcements. Get out ... -
Tech Death Thursday: Anata
What’s this? The criminal maniac is doing a write up on a tech death band? You’re not Jack Bauer. You ... -
None More Black: Big Black Riffs
Did you burn down a church today? Have you murdered a rival musician at his doorstep? Did you make an ... -
Thor Chews Copenhagen
As some of you might know, I’m a backwoods hillbilly from a podunk chicken-fucker town in the Ozarks, and therefore ... -
Review: Bloodshot Dawn – Demons
Get in here and learn about the album that usurped Archspire‘s throne on Jack Bauer’s album of the year list! -
WHY DISCO DOESN’T SUCK: A Guide to EDM for Metalheads
“I’m supposed to hate this stuff….so why do I keep hearing things I like?”
