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Mini-Reviews From Around The Bowl: 06/09/2016
Not quite pancakes, but just as satisfying and without the regret. Usually. Bite into Goatcraft, Waxen, Violent Scum, Vex, Cough, ... -
Washington Think Tank: Point-Counterpoint
It’s been a while, citizens, but the vox populi must not be silenced. It is time yet again to lend ... -
MAILMANBRO RIDES AGAIN
Years ago, industry experts predicted the doom of physical media. Those experts were dildos. Sure, sales of physical albums are ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 03-31-16
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Washington Think Tank: When Does an Album of the Year Become an All-Time Favorite?
Every December, the entire metal blogosphere collectively loses its crap in a giant ego-stroking endeavor known as “listmania.” Top ten ... -
Ruin Your Friendships with Board Games and Metal
Are you a socially awkward metalhead whose only relationships are with strangers on some weird, potentially poop-fetish site on the ... -
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The Porcelain Throne: Cult of Luna
I usually don’t enjoy when people break The Official Porcelain Throne Guidelines, especially the word count rule, but this one was ... -
Metal Concerts: A Visual Storytelling Adventure
Heavy metal, as much as any other music form, thrives in a live setting. I can’t count the number of ... -
The Best Band in Missouri is Existem
Back in August we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to hundreds ...
