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TMP: Azusa, Hate Eternal, Bloodbath, and More!
The list is long this week. I don’t have a joke or anything. Just a lot of new. -
TMP: Swanö, Enslaved, Crippled Black Phoenix, and More!
None of my news is particularly spooky for this Halloween edition of The Monday Press, but your personalities are scary ... -
The Morning Press: Hammerfall, Soilwork, Gnaw Their Tongues And More
All the news that’s fit to copy and paste. -
Shirt Stains: Unleash the Kraken-gina
You know you want to click it. Don’t worry. It won’t bite…much. I had every intention of writing about this ... -
Who the &$#@ is Metal Sanaz?
“Um hello Facebook!? Don’t you know that there’s nothing more important than a woman with 0 talent who has the ... -
Shirt Stains: “Watch Your F$#@%ing Mouth” Edition
Welcome to a new ongoing feature here on the Toilet in which I will be displaying some of the terrible ...
