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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 8-5-15
Thousands of new metal albums come out every day probably. Some people have cried into their widdle blankeys that it’s just impossible ... -
Beyond the Wall of Sleep with Google Deep Dream
Philip K. Dick once pondered if androids dream of electric sheep. Despite our advances in transhumanism, we still have no ... -
A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. I
Greetings, toileteers. I last spake to thee before the real start of my adventures. Now, the sun rises over Northeastern ... -
12 Instagram Accounts For Metalheads
Instagram is huge. Back in 2012, it was sold to the almighty Facebook for a billi. Not for no reason, ... -
News and New Music Roundup: Between The Buried And Me, Secrets Of The Sky, Pyrrhon, ...
[Editor’s Note: Karhu has questionable opinions about things.] Let’s not pretend we’re all friendly and you came here to chat. ... -
Community Think Tank with W.: Why Do You Listen to Metal?
Today in Washington Think Tank, I’m calling on the rest of the ToH Writers Union to help me answer a ... -
Jeff Walker of Carcass is a Terrible Psychic
“Who wants to see a bunch of 34 year olds up there?” -
Come On and Slam with Lamb of God, Death Grips, and Taylor Swift!
I’m still deeply, deeply embittered by the fact that one of my first posts for the Toilet was ripped off ... -
News Roundup: Lamb Of God’s Chris Adler in studio with Megadeth, Slayer album updates, Behemoth’s ...
The weekend came and left in a jiff. Beyond many a hangover and betrayed diet in its forsaken path, there ... -
None More Black: Big Black Riffs
Did you burn down a church today? Have you murdered a rival musician at his doorstep? Did you make an ...