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Get Prep’d: Plead The Fifth
If you’ve missed the last four installments of Get Prep’d, you’re really fucking up. But there’s this trick that you ... -
News Roundup: Leftöver Crack, Lamb of God, Borknagar And More!
Sometimes your news gets all over the damn place and you need someone to round it all up for you. ... -
Your Nine-Steps Of Musical Progression
After the recent news that Earache are involved in litigation with Decapitated and have removed all of the band’s classic ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 8-5-15
Thousands of new metal albums come out every day probably. Some people have cried into their widdle blankeys that it’s just impossible ... -
Beyond the Wall of Sleep with Google Deep Dream
Philip K. Dick once pondered if androids dream of electric sheep. Despite our advances in transhumanism, we still have no ... -
A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. I
Greetings, toileteers. I last spake to thee before the real start of my adventures. Now, the sun rises over Northeastern ... -
12 Instagram Accounts For Metalheads
Instagram is huge. Back in 2012, it was sold to the almighty Facebook for a billi. Not for no reason, ... -
News and New Music Roundup: Between The Buried And Me, Secrets Of The Sky, Pyrrhon, ...
[Editor’s Note: Karhu has questionable opinions about things.] Let’s not pretend we’re all friendly and you came here to chat. ... -
Community Think Tank with W.: Why Do You Listen to Metal?
Today in Washington Think Tank, I’m calling on the rest of the ToH Writers Union to help me answer a ... -
Jeff Walker of Carcass is a Terrible Psychic
“Who wants to see a bunch of 34 year olds up there?”
