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Sludge Progs the Doom Psychedelicly
Welcome to a new feature (that may or may not return) where we put bands into a smelter and see ... -
TMP: Conan, Primitive Man, Barren Earth, and More!
It’s national “call in sick (bloated and hungover)” day in the US. Metal might not be what you want to ... -
TMP: Festivals, Mastodon, Junius, and More!
You have no idea how hard it was to gather news without having football as background noise. It was a ... -
TMP: Oathbreaker, Fen, Warbringer, and More!
It’s the first full week of a new presidency for many of us, and each day I feel the word ... -
Your Favourite Album Covers Are Back…In GIF Form!
Instead of incessantly arguing about the pronunciation, marvel at these awesome animated album covers. -
Review: Gone Is Gone – Echolocation
I am absolutely pathetic when it comes to keeping track of new releases. I often browse through the Toilet’s numerous posts ... -
TMP: Astronoid, Darkest Hour, Psycroptic, and More!
Looks like it’s studio week in the metalverse. Is your favorite band recording new music? Clickbait here and find out. -
Bump N’ Grind: Celebrating the Holidays with Elk and Owls
Look, I get it. The holidays are a drag. You have to spend time with family members you’ve unfollowed on ... -
You Send Us Things, We Listen To Them: Sycomore – Phantom Wax
One of the things that brings me great joy from doing this whole blogging thing is when you write something ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 11/10/16
Reading is for janitors. Am I doing the meme right, kids? This week, feast your eyes on Lascar, Mikko Joensuu, Freedom Call, Hemina, Ysengrin/Sartegos, ...
