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This Toilet Tuesday (10/3/23)
O porcelain perch, cup mine can with thy curvéd countenance. Absolve our blockages, that we might live free of discomfort. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/26/23)
Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/19/23)
O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/12/23)
O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/29/23)
O precious privy, lustrous latrine, swallow up the sewage that is the byproduct of our lives. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/22/23)
O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/15/23)
O fecal fomenter, o intestinal inciter, thy shining rim dost call to mine own. This week we’ve got a dearth ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/8/23)
O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/23)
O consumer of odorous offerings, today we bestow upon ye but a scant scattering of scat. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (7/25/23)
O achromatic throne, thee of pallid lid, bestow upon us thy weekly seepage. Our ears are far too clean; they ...
