The Worst Metal Song of All Time: The Championshit
Both matchups in the final four were close, but two victors (losers) have come out on top. Who will take the shit stained crown?
This final matchup was fairly predictable, but hey, a bad song is a bad song. At least we got to jam some other terrible tunes along the way. It’s about the journey, not the destination. Or something.
It’s time to decide which is worse: A band that got signed to a huge label WAYYYY too early, which exposed the world to a less-than-mediocre high school garage band with a huge budget, or the kings of buttrock, the embodiment of the ignoramus, the guys who have become a default metal band for non-metal listeners much to our chagrin. Which is the weight that is dragging the good name of metal to the dumps.