Warkings – Gladiator: A Video Breakdown

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I’m Warking on sunshine
WOOOOAAAAAHHH!!!!

Do you people like war?!
YEAH!

Do you people like kings?!
Well, I don’t believe the monarchy has any real place in mod…uh, I mean YEAH!

Are you ready for a band that’s signed to Napalm Records, but doesn’t have a profile on Metal Archives?!
YE…wait, really? Huh, okay.

Do you want to hear a band from Greece talk about how they’re Odin’s ambassador’s to earth?!
Come on. You’re joshing me, right? You have to tell me if you are joshing me.

Can you handle a press release that says, “The Warkings were born and pure and unadulterated heavy metal became their religion.”
Alright, I think I’ve had just about enough of this. We’ll just have to watch their video to find out what this is all about.

 

Odin apparently gets a discount at Party City.

 

If he was still alive, I’d swear that was former WWF wrestler Ludvig Borga.

 

Berry Punch Skittles lip smacker? Feh!

 

What I would give to hear that fox belt out a high falsetto.

 

If he thinks that’s brutal, he should watch some Jun Kazai matches.

 

Sure, fighting to the death for the entertainment of the wealthy is bad, but cleaning all that sand out of your butt afterwards is worse.

 

Each one a proper reaction to someone slurping their coffee during a work meeting.

 

Oh, so that’s what it’s like to fall face-first into Skeletor’s dong.

 

I’m the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too (feel it too)
Waited on a line of greens and blues (waited on a line)
Just to be the next to be with you

 

Still not as bad of a reaction as George Brett’s pine tar incident.

 

Warkings’s album Reborn is out on November 16th via Napalm Records.

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