Flush it Friday: Buy My Stupid Orange Guitar
It’s Friday so let’s throw our important business documents right out the window and get down to the shitposting.
My stupid shitty fridge died. To be fair, it’s kinda surprising that it lasted as long as it did. I purchased it used from a literal child. No joke. I would estimate the adolescent salesman might have been nine years old. After almost two years of service the damn thing shuddered to a violent end. Subsequent googling revealed that the model I purchased was a lemon, known for regular failure and the subject of a class action lawsuit. Nuts.
Lacking the dough to acquire a new fridge I did what any regular American would do and bought one anyway with a credit card. In the meantime, I’m tryna sell some music gear that doesn’t get much use. Notably, it’s time to move my stupid orange Ibanez that I can’t play to save my life. So far the only bites have come from bored suburban dads that wanna quiz me about the provenance of the guitar with zero intention of actually purchasing the thing. Get fucked, Jeremy, it’s CLEARLY an RG550 not an RG570. Anyway, let’s take a look at the highlights of the week.
Hey there’s a new YOB record
You get to look at a lotta nun butt if you click on this one.
Hans brought back an old favorite: Bump n’ Grind. Check out some quality under the radar grind releases.
Toilet Radio got real as fuck this week by hearing Daniel Z discuss what it’s like for immigrants to constantly look over their shoulders in fear of cops.
The sweet boy Leif has a horror flick you just gotta check out.
Thank you for your continued support of the Toilet ov Hell. The floor is yours.