This Toilet Tuesday (9/18/18)
It’s friggin’ Toilet Tuesday, and it’s 9 AM- time to jam some jams and get morning drunk. Hans and I have selected a couple particularly dirty numbers for you to help facilitate this; be sure to check those out, then hit the rest of the list if that wasn’t satisfactory. Get shitfaced and punch your boss.
Eternal Rot – Cadaverine (Godz ov War Productions) [Death Metal]
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Since we were on the subject of death doom yesterday, why not take that shit down another notch? This Polish/English collaboration boasts a sound heavier than a building collapsing on top of you and vocals so abysmally gurgly that you wouldn’t know whether to call a plumber or an exorcist if you heard these sounds coming from your drain. Catchy af riffs are hammered into your head repetitively, but every so often, the lead guitar brings in a little sparkle that might just give you the illusion of hope. This is utterly putrid. 9/17/18 (Hans)
Bastardizer – Dawn of Domination (Independent) [Black Thrash]
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True to their name, Bastardizer‘s brand of bludgeoning black thrash brings to bear all the booze, battle, and blasphemy you’d expect. Does it break new ground? Not at all, but it’s fast and dirty, and do you really need anything more than that from this type of music? 9/17/18 (Spear)
Aborted – TerrorVision (Century Media Records) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Vespertine Decay,” “TerrorVision”
Abysmal Torment – The Misanthrope (Willowtip Records) [Brutal Death Metal]
Listen to “Squalid Thoughts”
Aphylon – Existence (Independent) [Weird Power Metal]
Listen to “Exist”
Apophis – Virulent Host (Independent) [Melodeath]
Listen to “The Widowmakers”
Benighted in Sodom – Carrier of Poison Apples (I, Voidhanger) [Black Metal]
Bestial Devastator – Until Death Occurs… (Desecration of Souls Productions) [Black/Thrash]
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Black Majesty – Children of the Abyss (Pride & Joy Records) [Power Metal]
Listen to “Something’s Going On”
Boethiah – Celestial Gateway (Camo Pants Records) [Death Metal]
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ByoNoiseGenerator – Neuromechanica (Reality Fade) [Everything]
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Cosmic Void Ritual – Grotesque Infections of Planetary Divide (Iron Bonehead Productions) [Blackened Death Metal]
Listen to “Intestinal Rituals”
Cruadalach – Raised by Wolves (7hard Records) [lolbuttz]
Listen to “Brave new Dawn”
Cultes Des Ghoules – Sinister, Or Treading The Darker Paths (Hells Headbangers) [Black Metal]
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Dalkhu – Lamentation and Ardent Fire (Godz ov War Productions) [Black Metal]
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Dark Mirror ov Tragedy – The Lord ov Shadows (Radtone Music) [Symphonic Melodeath]
Listen to “I Am the Lord of Shadows”
Diplegia – Abject Failure (Independent) [Black/Doom]
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Dragonlord – Dominion (Spinefarm Records) [Symphonic Black Metal]
Listen to “Dominion,” “Northlanders”
Embra – Abjection (Independent) [Black/Death Metal]
Listen to “Throes of Transformation”
Famyne – Famyne (Independent) [Doom]
Listen to “Faustus”
Fórn – Rites of Despair (Gilead Media) [Doom]
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Forteca – Wspomnienie historii (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Gnosis – The Offering of Seven (Terror From Hell Records) [Blackened Death Metal]
Listen to “Golden Wings”
Goatmaster – Ancient Serpent Hymnal (Independent) [Heavy Metal]
Horseman – Of Hope, Freedom and Future (Massacre Records) [Thrash]
Listen to “Teach Them To Question”
Intra Spelaeum – Мне имя – власть (Soundage Productions) [Death/Doom]
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Invocation – The Mastery of the Unseen (Iron Bonehead Productions) [Blackened Death Metal]
Listen to “Ouija (Mystifying Oracle)”
Karner – Knochnkerker (Narbentage Produktionen) [Black Metal]
Listen to “Durch Wetta, Nocht und Gischt”
Kotiteollisuus – Valtatie 666 (Spinefarm Records) [Heavy Metal/Hard Rock]
Listen to “Sädekehä”
Laptev’s Epidemia – Затерянный храм Энии (Joker Records) [Power Metal]
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Locus Titanic Funus – Never Pretend (Metal Scrap Records) [Gothic Metal]
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The Lust – Dear Diary (Independent) [Gothic Metal]
Listen to “Dear Diary”
Mayan – Dhyana (Nuclear Blast Records) [Symphonic Death Metal]
Listen to “Dhyana”
Mellevon – Covet (Independent) [Melodeath]
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Oak, Ash & Thorn – May Every Altar Linger (Independent) [Folk Metal]
Listen to “Drink to Your Dead”
Obsidian – Wake the Virus (Independent) [Death Metal]
Listen to “Darken the Day”
Prognosis – Definition (Independent) [Prog Metal]
Listen to “High Road”
Psychic Dose – Malefecium Volume 1: Death of the Sorcerer (Independent) [Stoner Doom]
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Saarkoth – Jera (MSH Music Group) [Black Metal]
Sercati – Devoted, Demons and Mavericks (Wormholedeath) [Black Metal]
SoulLine – The Deep (Profane Records) [Melodeath]
Listen to “Leviathan”
Sumac – Love in Shadow (Thrill Jockey Records) [Sludge]
Listen to “Attis’ Blade”
Terranaut/Chaosophy – Terranaut/Chaosophy (split- HPGD Productions) [Black Metal]
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Unlucky Morpheus – Change of Generation (Canned Music) [Power Metal]
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Vessel of Light – Woodshed (Argonauta Records) [Doom]
Listen to “Son of Man”
Voivod – The Wake (Century Media Records) [Weird Thrash]
Listen to “Obsolete Beings”
Whoretopsy – Take My Breath Away (Independent) [Brutal Death Metal]
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Zombria – A Portrait in Flames (Independent) [Black Metal]
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Did we forget a new release? Is there a way we could improve this list? Let us know in the comments!