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This Toilet Tuesday (5/12/26)
Over Thee we squat Most Venerable Pot In fecal fealty eternal To Thy infernal Urinal This week, we’ve got 3 ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/28/26)
It’s me again, your perennial substitute teacher/absentee father. Rolderathis was struck by a divine bolt from the heavens over the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (4/7/26)
O Asspicious Sign, O Crapuscular Count, lift Thy lid that we might leave tithes within Thee. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/31/26)
O Odious & Odorous One, O Throne White as Bone, Thy congregation speaks to Thee through the bellowing of bowels. ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (2/18/26)
O wrathful Rim, Thou who destroyed the Hemorrhoid, we offer this offal to the bowl below. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (1/21/26)
O Sunken Shidder, O Mouth ov Poseidon, may the fountain ov Thy bidet cleanse our souls and holes. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/26)
O Sentient Shidder, O Unblessed Bowl, retreat thy rimfrost that my own rim shalt be given succor. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ...
