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Review: Alestorm – Live in Tilburg
I have never been to the Netherlands. I have never been to Tilburg. In fact, I didn’t know Tilburg was ... -
Counterpoint: Ad Nauseam – Imperative Imperceptible Impulse (Well, Not Really a Counterpoint Because I Don’t ...
One thing is certain about the latest offering from Ad Nauseam: People Are Saying Things About It. Many things. Superlative ... -
I See a Red Door and I Want It MS Painted Black: The Return of ...
[Staind voice] It’s been awhile. Almost a year, in fact, since the last one of these contests. A lot has ... -
Fuck Me, I Had to Review Alestorm
Some time ago, I embarked on a perilous voyage, one that brought me through the dreaded Pirate Metal Archipelago. The ... -
Review: Frozen Moon – Legend of East Dan II EP
Over 25 years ago, a little Norwegian band by the name of Mayhem (you may have heard of them) once ... -
BMP’s Super Soft Metal Vacation
You were taking a break from metal with your pals the other day. -
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Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t): Part: Deux: Maxim:um: Pa:i:n::(t):::
Throughout time, the Windows operating systems has blessed the unwashed masses with brilliant default apps with which to waste the ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Scurvy Seconds
Welcome back to part two of the worst pair of posts to ever curse this Toilet.
