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Metal in Repose: October Falls’ Kaarna
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself – I don’t really feel like listening to metal ... -
MSD and Friends’ Riff of the Week
In this life, there are two things you need to do to attain true and lasting happiness. First, never allow ... -
I Sense Darkness in Your Future, Pt. II: Khthoniik Cerviiks
I sense more darkness in your future… -
Extra Cheese: My Love Affair with Concept Albums
Maybe it’s metal’s deep-rooted affinity for theatricality that makes it such fertile soil for concept albums. It feels like every ... -
Lovecraft and Heavy Metal: A Macabre Love Story (Part III)
In this final edition of our intrepid voyage into the harrowing unknown, Masterlord SteelDragon and I are going to introduce ... -
Free Metal Detector: GLOAM
Days ago I received a coupon in the mail offering me a “free” drink with the purchase of a load of ... -
A Steel Leave of Absence
Sharing the toilet with you for the past two weeks has been a real pleasure, but it’s time for Masterlord ... -
Free Metal Detector: Radiation Blackbody
Not free metal detector … Free metal detector. Every so often I stumble across something I like listening to. And sometimes that something ... -
I Sense Darkness in Your Future, Pt. I: Death Fortress
Here at the Toilet ov Hell, we are hard at work to make sure you’re spending your time on something ... -
Red Fang Release Free Acoustic EP
I’m a wizard. I just know it. It seems like whenever a band releases free music, I just happen to be wearing ...