Breaking News: Poser Nerd Running Rampant on East Coast — Open Swim
Citizens of the east coast are reportedly leaving their belongings behind and evacuating their respective cities in droves in order to avoid the company of a well-known poser who arrived there after he suddenly and unexpectedly removed his ass from his computer chair.
We at the Toilet ov Hell advise all in the area to remain calm and vacate the premises carefully. Those who are at a safe distance are invited to join us in an open thread below.
Thank you.
