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Into the Crypts of “UGH!”
Since the dawn of Heavy Metal there have been many vocal techniques created, mastered, and horrendously attempted by the false. ... -
The Undisputed Hierarchy of Tool Clones
Love them or hate them, Tool has inspired a small but significant genre to emerge. Who gets the closest to ... -
Metal Music still has an unaddressed Unaddressed Problems problem
There is a very serious AIDS that is slowly AIDSing the metal community and that AIDS is the continued expression ... -
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Vile Horrendous Speech: An Interview With Mike Hochins of VHS
THIS INTERVIEW CONTAINS VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FUN! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED -
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Record Swap: 365 Days of Horror vs Jimmy McNulty
Welcome to the latest edition TovH Rekkid Swap, in which the world’s traindest zombie goes head to head with the world’s drunkest ... -
Metal Recipes: Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who ...
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Tag Diving: Decay
Tag diving is a lot like dumpster diving. But instead of finding gently used cans of cat food, I browse ... -
Bernie Can Still Become the God-King of Metal. Here’s How.
It has been five incredibly long months since we switched over to the darkest timeline. Five God-forsaken months since that ...
