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These Programmed Albums Were Definitely Not Written by a Robot
Greetings, [familiar name missing]. It is I, known human musician, Dadabots, here to tell you about two new records I recorded with ... -
How Much Has Metal Cost You?
We’re gonna find out the true cost of all our years of senseless headbanging. -
Top 5 Production Tips For Solo-Artists w/ Shroud Ritual
Wanna get a head-start on making your own album sound as awesome as possible? Don’t skip these steps. Shroud Ritual‘s ... -
Super Mario Odyssey: The Toilet ov Hell Review
It’s been a banner year for Nintendo, the venerable Japanese game company. In addition to the absurdly high demand of ... -
Make Mailmanbro
GreatHappy Again!The last time Richter did one of these, Mailmanbro was a walking sad react, and it broke my heart. Mr. ... -
Celebrate Halloween with The Scariest Movie Ever Made
Finally, a film that is unafraid to capture the terrifying presence of the Irish. -
Remember When Godsmack Appeared in a Prince of Persia Game?
Scene: A Ubisoft executive suite in a high-rise somewhere in Montreal on a chilly morning in November, 2003. Soulless Executive 1: ... -
Is this the first metal band? (no, it’s not The fucking Beatles)
Upon occasion, The Toilet attempts to answer life’s big questions. Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We ... -
4 Retro Horror Video Games to Light Up Your Halloween!
Remember when pixels were scarier than the economic debacle of an oil exporter country? I do! And these four retro ... -
Reptilian Illuminati Remind Us That We Are Not Alone
On September 11th, 1997, Art Bell, host of Coast to Coast AM, the preeminent talk show for paranormal discussion, took a call ...
