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Test Your Metallica Knowledge; Clickhole Continues to be the Greatest Experiment of Our Era
Think you’re a big fan of this loud, sad band? Prove it! -
Join the Esoteric Order of Dagon Today!
Are you a Lovecraft fan? You’re reading the Toilet ov Hell, so of course you are! This post is for ... -
Beksiński and Heavy Metal: A Surreal Love Story
Heavy metal as an art is a patchwork collage cobbled together from myriad influences. To most, it is music birthed ... -
Hot Dad Is On Fire: New Tunes From Our Savior Erik Helwig
There’s something missing in your life. You don’t know what it is, but you feel the pangs of its absence every ... -
Flush It Friday | The Unexpected Virtue of Busyness
The masters of the Pristine Porcelain have honored me with Friday’s Flush, once again. The saga began here, and we ... -
Big Jazz Boys Unite And Listen To Peculate
I found some cool music that was new to me, and tried to think of a theme to tie a ... -
Let’s go to the Renaissance Faire!
Good morning upon ye, my metal brothers and sisters! Hath the swaddling darkness of the preceding night rested thy spirit? Let ... -
A Taxonomy of Music Snobs
Music snobs. We all know ’em; we all hate ’em. There are few things more annoying than talking about a ... -
Pokécovers: Classic Album Art with Pokémon!
I am a 90s kid. The Pokémon games and – to a lesser extent – the Pokémon television series were ... -
Sad Satan: Terror from the Deep Web
Many of us are drawn to metal in pursuit of something elusive, something evocative and fleeting and frightening, lingering ever ...