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New Music Roundup: Lychgate, Der Weg Einer Freiheit, Keep of Kalessin, Enslaved & More
I’m not blind to the Toilet’s drawing power. You come here for the dick and butt jokes, but you stay for ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
Phallus-themed novelty band of the day: Satanic Necroboner
Satanic Necroboner‘s debut creation Kvlt I: The Genital Injury EP revolves around a triptych of compositions titled “Penile Fracture”, “Penile ... -
Tool, Mastodon and OFF! members found to be Seagulls all along
As the Lord of the Seas, King of Euphrates, Ruler of everything immersed in H2O – yes, including that ex-girlfriend ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/15)
Trying to tackle these massive lists of new music is a bit like trying to approach the act of shitting ... -
New Music Roundup: Harms Way, Satyrasis, Voivod
Hang on to your butts, folks, cuz we have some killer new jams for you to jam in your jam-hole ... -
New Music Roundup: Ufomammut, Sannhet, Shining and More
A bunch of cool new tunes came out yesterday. Read about them, or whatever. -
Demo/Promo Roundup: Trenchgrinder, Gouge, Vassafor, and Temple Nightside
Has anyone from the Toilet Ov Hell told you lately that we love new music? Some guy named Joseph something ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/15)
It’s a frantic day. You’ve spent the last few hours at work wondering how you’re going to balance your time ... -
Saturndust’s Self-titled Is a Lesson in Doom
Carl Sagan discovered his profound interest in the mysteries of our universe by the tender age of five. “I went ...