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Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes. -
Tool, Mastodon and OFF! members found to be Seagulls all along
As the Lord of the Seas, King of Euphrates, Ruler of everything immersed in H2O – yes, including that ex-girlfriend ... -
Want to be the new drummer for Behold… The Arctopus?
You. YEAH YOU. The dingus playing 7/5 drums at 4 AM. Want to play drums with Colin Marston? Get in ... -
Form and… Coma Cluster Void?!
The Toilet Ov Hell loves death metal vocalist Will Smith – both our writing team and our community. You can ... -
Black Fast Enters the Studio with Erik Rutan!
Guys, guys, guys, I can barely contain my excitement! Black Fast, a St. Louis death/thrash metal band that I’ve been enjoying for ... -
Thou & The Body Premier a Nine Inch Nails Cover “Terrible Lie”
Lars Gotrich premiered a new track from The Body and Thou’s upcoming collaboration on Wednesday. You can see the article ... -
Who is selling these bootleg-ass Amon Amarth Shirts?
If you’re the kinda sucker sweet soul that doesn’t use Adblock and you happen to “Like” Amon Amarth on Facebook, ... -
News Roundup! Feat: NAILS, Harm’s Way, Gojira, Electric Wizard, & Keep of Kalessin
We’re at the official ass end of the year. Post-chrimbus, pre-new years has us drinking the shitty dregs of this ... -
Crib45 Wants YOU to Open their European Tour!
Crib45 will bring their brand of atmospheric sludge to Europe this January and February. -
Altar of Plagues Have Way More Integrity Than You
If you somehow missed Teethed Glory and Injury, the 2013 farewell masterpiece from Altar of Plagues, then man, I just ...
