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    O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ...
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    Reflections of the Bards Sublime: Lumsk‘s Fremmede Toner (Part 3)

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    For each of these 6 poems, I’ll provide brief context on the author, as well as the narrative/themes of the ...
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    Reflections of the Bards Sublime: Lumsk‘s Fremmede Toner (Part 2)

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    For each of these 6 poems, I’ll provide brief context on the author, as well as the narrative/themes of the ...
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    This Toilet Tuesday (8/1/23)

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    O consumer of odorous offerings, today we bestow upon ye but a scant scattering of scat. This week we’ve got ...
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    Reflections of the Bards Sublime: Lumsk‘s Fremmede Toner (Part 1)

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    Ever since our ancestors saw themselves reflected in still waters, we’ve been using mirrors for myriad purposes: to see ourselves; ...
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    O achromatic throne, thee of pallid lid, bestow upon us thy weekly seepage. Our ears are far too clean; they ...
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    O illustrious water closet, hold us fast in thy lidded embrace, that we may release the toxins of the day. ...
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    I’d heard of prions before—those misfolded proteins that act as pathogens causing human disease—but was unaware of Kuru until I ...
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    As ye hover above thy bowl, An ancient quandary besets thy hole. Dost thou wipe whilst sitting down, Or dost ...
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