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    Disqus is a fierce but fickle mistress: best friend when it works, enemy when it doesn’t show new comments (will the ...
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    You find yourself buttoning the top button of your shirts. You have stylish hair and dreamy eyes. Gloves may factor ...
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    Flush It Friday: Jaded Spañard Edition

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    ¿QUÉ OS CONTÁIS, OH HABITANTES DEL RETRETE DEL AVERNO?
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    Directly following the creation of the Toilet ov Hell, Mark Zuckerburg flooded the ToH email with messages from his personal ...
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    Welcome to Venezuela! Beware your hearts because you will be angry until you have a stroke!
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    It’s the New Toilet Millenium! Join us as we celebrate our 1000th post. We’ve laughed. We’ve cried. We’ve insulted each ...
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    Flush It Friday: Ca$h Rule$ Everything Redux

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    It’s Friday. Many of you are coming to the end of a harrowing treacherous blasphemous [insert heavy metal blogger adjective] ...
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    Pure Fucking Armageddon

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    It’s time to deliver the Satan, the evil, the hate, the goddamn METAL in this toilet. I’ve been away for a long ...
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    HAIL, WARRIORS!
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