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Celebrate 100 Years of LIES with “Finland”
Finland achieved independence on December 6, 1917. Or so they would have you believe. -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/5/17)
It’s Toilet Tuesday once more, friends. Let’s give ourselves one more week of new music before the year-end circlejerk begins. ... -
Sunday Sesh: Photochoppin’ Down the Christmas Tree
We haven’t done one of these in a long time, so consider this your official holiday season Starbucks-red-cup-approved photochop extravaganza. ... -
Flush It Friday: Where Are They Now?
In which I catch up with three bands/artists I’ve previously mentioned and thank you for your continued privilege of this ... -
Memoirs Of A Traveling Bear: SteelChaos
I’ve been to places (SteelChaos); I’ve seen things (bands and booze). And it’s done me no good, so now you’re ... -
How Much Has Metal Cost You?
We’re gonna find out the true cost of all our years of senseless headbanging. -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/28/17)
It is once more Toilet Tuesday and god damn, bands, please stop putting out music. I can’t keep up. Nobody ... -
TMP: Portal, Hooded Menace, Goatwhore, and More!
It was pretty quiet over the holiday weekend, but we managed to trim a few pieces of news off the ... -
Sunday Sesh: Don’t Forget About November and December Releases
It’s that time of year. The metal world has locked itself into the white-knuckle masturbatory spiral known as the Album ... -
