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Restart My Heart: Torche’s Restarter Reviewed
I’ve written before about the strange things that come from Florida. The bizarre occurrences and crimes, the strange characters that ... -
Mini-Reviews from around the Toilet Bowl, Pt. Deux
You folks sure seemed to love this the last time we did it, so here we are again. Today we’ve ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Fourth of 2015
Welcome back, campers. It’s time to die all over again. I’m sure most of you have noticed my recent taking ... -
Review: Sewer Goddess – Painlust
In under half an hour, Sewer Goddess‘s sophomore album Painlust leaves an impression like a wrecking ball through a treehouse. -
Review | Sound Awakener – September Traveler
From our miles-long list of band submissions comes a haunting ambient act. -
Review: The Long Goodbye, An Autumn For Crippled Children
Imagine a long, cold, painful night. The wind howls through bony trees, the frigid air gnaws through any clothing you ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl
We listen to a lot of music around here (some have whimpered through streams of snot and chattering teeth that it’s “just too much”). ... -
Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The Third of 2015
Welcome back to camp, flushers. I spent a full night listening to black metal albums and drinking cheap beer (my ... -
Review: Atomicide – Chaos Abomination
South America is a massive breeding ground for some of the most violent sounding bestial blackened death metal and war metal ... -
Review: Perdition Temple – The Tempter’s Victorious
I hope you flushers brought extra toilet paper, because… DAYUM!