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Review: Hilary Duff – Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Toilet ov Metal, you say? Well today I present to you the following: Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and for fun’s sake ... -
Record Swap: Masterlord vs. Lacertilian
Greetings and welcome back to Record Swap. In today’s match-up, I paired the Toilet’s grumpy uncle in residence Masterlord with the ... -
Jurassic World: A Film Review by a Blind Dinosaur
On June 11, 1993 the world received a gift in the form of a movie called Jurassic Park, directed by Steven ... -
Review: Organ Dealer – Visceral Infection
Good news everybody, New Jersey was just voted the least liked state in America by the other fifty states. That ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 7-15-15
The cycle is complete. The cycle begins again. The serpent swallows its tail. The waters of the great toilet whirl endlessly. Mini-Reviews conclude. ... -
A Spañard Goes to Hellfest 2k15: Vol. I
Greetings, toileteers. I last spake to thee before the real start of my adventures. Now, the sun rises over Northeastern ... -
Record Swap: W. vs. Dagon
One of the most wonderful things about this blog is the huge amount of diversity among the writers. Although there ... -
Gimme Something to Watch: Turbulence 3 Heavy Metal
This isn’t the third documentary in a series about turbulence affecting heavy, metal-clad aircraft, although you’ll wish it was. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XIX
The circle is complete. The seal is broken. What lies beneath the swirling vortex? -
Review: Employed To Serve – Greyer Than You Remember
Back in the early 2000’s, chaotic hardcore was dominated by bands like Botch, The Chariot, Coalesce, and The Dillinger Escape Plan. ...
