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This Toilet Tuesday (12/19/23)
O ceramic-seated one, O reservoir of release, where hast thy water gone? The year rapidly swirls down thy hungry mouth. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/12/23)
O filth-fetcher, o suppository seer, watch over mine backside as I cannot. This week we’ve got THAT NAME THO melodeath, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/5/23)
O Bon-Ami basin, o Bemis of Beelzebub, may the power of your plumbing prompt mine own to flow. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/28/23)
O septic savior, O bowl of bowels, may we be #1 in your heart and #2 in your mouth. This ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/21/23)
O lowest Bowl, Master of the Order of Ordure, protect us as we plunge to depths unknown! This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/14/2023)
O Plungéd One, swaddle us in swirlies. May thine lid remain untainted, though faulty flesh presses upon thee. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/7/23)
O shining seat of ease, sanctifier of stools, bless our bottoms with your benevolence. This week we’ve got dragon tech, ... -
This Toilet Terrorsday (10/31/23)
You wake in the witching hour, stumbling through dark corridors to the bathroom; speed is of the essence as the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/24/23)
O Bemis above, crapper in the clouds, bless us this day with b-hole benevolence. This week we’ve got geriatic goth, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/17/23)
O great ceramic seat below, thou who hungers for plungers, assuage our sins that we might proceed without blockage. This ...
