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Reviewed: Barshasketh – Ophidian Henosis
It took me all of one play through of Barshasketh’s album Ophidian Henosis to realise its immensity and imminent rise ... -
Mystery Horror Theater with Leify Dubs, Ep. II
Our beloved former President has handed me, the OTHER bear that writes for this site, the reins for this installment ... -
Review: Hilary Duff – Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Toilet ov Metal, you say? Well today I present to you the following: Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and for fun’s sake ... -
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Happy 1st Birthday to Us!
Today marks the first anniversary of the Toilet ov Hell and I’d like to thank you all for making it ... -
I Am Trying to Offend You: Anal Cunt’s Top 10 Greatest Hits
A look at the best musical moments of a deliberately terrible band. -
Washington Think with W.: What Does It Mean to Be Progressive?
Greetings, constituents. I hope this post finds you well. I know I’ve been absent for quite some time, but like ... -
Best New Band of the Month: Black Peaks
This is a band about which I would say “it is a good band, this one”. -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Turn Down for Squats!
“Let’s go to Planet Fitness, get fucked up on cupcakes, and throw dumbbells at each other!” -









