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Listen to Take Over And Destroy’s “Terminal Burrowing” and More!
Take Over And Destroy (officially abandoning the lame acronym TOAD) made some muddy waves with last year’s Endless Night, which was pleasing to me as ... -
Metal in Repose: October Falls’ Kaarna
Do you ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself – I don’t really feel like listening to metal ... -
Introducing HEXER and their Feel-Good Hit of the Summer
Hello, toileteers! Yer good ol’ pal HessianHunter is back in action writing for this here bathroom appliance blog. I’m here ... -
Rho Stone’s Audiovisual Adventures: Dream Evil
Welcome to Audiovisual Adventures, where I pick apart videos the same way weird kids dismember insects they find in their ... -
SKREEEOOOONNNKK: A Kaiju Adventure!
Twenty years ago my father brought home a worn VHS recording of Godzilla, King of the Monsters! Since that day, ... -
Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom: The Official ToH Take
The Toilet ov Hell exists on the bleeding edge of the cultural zeitgeist. We are known tastemakers and the opinions we state ... -
Extra Cheese: My Love Affair with Concept Albums
Maybe it’s metal’s deep-rooted affinity for theatricality that makes it such fertile soil for concept albums. It feels like every ... -
Lovecraft and Heavy Metal: A Macabre Love Story (Part III)
In this final edition of our intrepid voyage into the harrowing unknown, Masterlord SteelDragon and I are going to introduce ... -
Crate Diggin’: TSTAT – I Die Smiling
Confession: The Sun Through A Telescope’s I Die Smiling is one of my favorite records from 2013. It’s right up ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: It Has to Move You
There is no ego in a good gym playlist. Kevin Garnett may listen to Aloe Blacc while shilling overpriced headphones, ...
