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Introducing HEXER and their Feel-Good Hit of the Summer
Hello, toileteers! Yer good ol’ pal HessianHunter is back in action writing for this here bathroom appliance blog. I’m here ... -
Rho Stone’s Audiovisual Adventures: Dream Evil
Welcome to Audiovisual Adventures, where I pick apart videos the same way weird kids dismember insects they find in their ... -
SKREEEOOOONNNKK: A Kaiju Adventure!
Twenty years ago my father brought home a worn VHS recording of Godzilla, King of the Monsters! Since that day, ... -
Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom: The Official ToH Take
The Toilet ov Hell exists on the bleeding edge of the cultural zeitgeist. We are known tastemakers and the opinions we state ... -
Extra Cheese: My Love Affair with Concept Albums
Maybe it’s metal’s deep-rooted affinity for theatricality that makes it such fertile soil for concept albums. It feels like every ... -
Lovecraft and Heavy Metal: A Macabre Love Story (Part III)
In this final edition of our intrepid voyage into the harrowing unknown, Masterlord SteelDragon and I are going to introduce ... -
Crate Diggin’: TSTAT – I Die Smiling
Confession: The Sun Through A Telescope’s I Die Smiling is one of my favorite records from 2013. It’s right up ... -
Swellin’ to the Jammiez: It Has to Move You
There is no ego in a good gym playlist. Kevin Garnett may listen to Aloe Blacc while shilling overpriced headphones, ... -
Who Invited Buzzkillington?
Hey there, truest of the trve and cultest of the kvlt metalhead. You, yes you. With the bullet-belt, corpse-paint, and ... -
I Sense Darkness in Your Future, Pt. I: Death Fortress
Here at the Toilet ov Hell, we are hard at work to make sure you’re spending your time on something ...
