Experience My Personal Vision of Hell in Just 37 Seconds!
Heads up, NYC readers. You should head on down to Times Square, where in addition to all-you-can-eat Donkey Sauce at Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen & Bar, you can check out America’s newest Guitar Center.
In the unlikely event you’ve never experienced Guitar Center, the video below filmed at the August 7th opening of the Times Square storefront should give you a great introduction. The only thing missing is a never ending checkout process for buying a pack of fucking guitar strings.
This video makes me extremely uncomfortable so I look forward to the audio being pressed on cassette and reviewed by Christian Molenaar. Preorder now.