Flush it Friday: COVI…whatever bruh


Hahah bro I just thought of the siqqest band name, it’s like crows AND viruses put together, it’s called CORVID-19 You know what is really neat? All it takes is a journey on the internet (or in my case, an unexpected text from a sibling) to learn about a species you’ve never seen or heard of before. Meet the Red-Eyed Crocodile Skink, the coolest, spikiest boi in town. I mean, I sort of expected some demonic stuff going on in them orbs, and some people would call that orange, but I’m not about to start skink-shaming the poor guy. My eyes are on some boring-ass grey-green shid anyways, who am I to judge?

I challenge you all to find new critters and post them in the comments. Speaking of rare creatures, we have some of the most exotic specimens right here on this Toilet, producing fine content for your perusal. Let’s take a look!

Leif Bearikson and Lacertilian necromanced (it’s a verb, fvkk v) the Riff-Raff Podcast.

Riff-Raff Podcast: [Ep.47] Corona-Free Content

Sepulcrustacean buried us alive in the filthiest of graveyard dirt:

Live Burial – Unending Futility

Karhu turned the lights WAY down with this heap of black metal:

April Roundup: Candlemass, Graceless, Torchia, Crypt Dagger, Khôra, Nerve Saw & Mavorim

365 sounds really somber in this An Autumn for Crippled Children review. That must mean it was successful!

Review: An Autumn For Crippled Children – All Fell Silent, Everything Went Quiet

I don’t even know where the lines between G, B and U stand anymore. Have they been so fully eroded? How many weeks have I been at home? Do I remember my middle name? (It’s Willard). Still sane? Let’s hear it.

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