Flush it Friday: Five Finger Share Z0ne
It’s the weekend now. Bring it in, fellas.
Hot damn. Whole lotta things happened this week including, apparently, Five Finger Death Punch plagiarizing the shit outta some tuff grim reaper artwork. As of this morning, all instances of And Justice for None have been scrubbed from their online presence so we’ll see if the official artwork doesn’t change between now and whenever that piece of shit gets released. With that out of the way, let’s recap some of the highlights from this week!
We’re already to the quarter finals in our quest to crown the most innovative guitarist in metal. Be sure you vote early and vote often.
The Most Innovative Guitarist In Metal Right Now Tournament: Quarter Finals
Snooty McWords returned to pen a butt-burning opinion piece targeting your beloved battle vest.
We spoke about the history of New England metalcore and interviewed Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage! Listen as he’s very obviously annoyed by me.
Richter wrote my favorite review of 2k18.
Sepulcrustaceon wrote the long-awaited follow-up to his collection of underground Chilean metal bands.
Hans got down with the boys in The Crown who cruelly refused to answer his toilet-related questions.
If you haven’t yet got mad at me for this take you can go ahead and do that now.
That’s it for me this week! Thank you for your continued support of this iToilet. Your regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow. In the meantime, the floor is yours.