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Akerstache: King of Cock Rock
Hello! Jimmy McNulty here. Find me an individual who doesn’t enjoy some quality cock rock, and I’ll show you a ... -
Much Ado About Nothing: The Kerry “Burger” King Edition
Metalheads are a group of people who love to hate. We hate Deathcore. We hate clean vocals. We hate Rings ... -
It’s Tech Death Thursday: Vale of Pnath Edition
We need to talk about Vale of Pnath, a badass band from Denver, Colorado. But before we get into it, let’s ... -
Wake Up & Vomit with Iron Reagan’s “Eyeball Gore”
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Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom: The Official ToH Take
The Toilet ov Hell exists on the bleeding edge of the cultural zeitgeist. We are known tastemakers and the opinions we state ... -
Review: Venowl – Patterns of Failure
Rare is the occasion that a piece of music can genuinely be called “indescribable,” but that’s exactly what Venowl’s debut ... -
Extra Cheese: My Love Affair with Concept Albums
Maybe it’s metal’s deep-rooted affinity for theatricality that makes it such fertile soil for concept albums. It feels like every ... -
Lovecraft and Heavy Metal: A Macabre Love Story (Part III)
In this final edition of our intrepid voyage into the harrowing unknown, Masterlord SteelDragon and I are going to introduce ... -
FUCK YEAH: A Playlist by Xan
I can’t imagine any fan of metal who hasn’t shuffled through their library to find that a song suddenly comes on that causes ... -